Lesson: You’re so Cute

In Japan, we’re surrounded by cuteness wherever we go. There’s so much cuteness everywhere. It’s enough to give you a sugar rush. I know cuteness when I see it and don’t see it when I look in the mirror. This leads me to wonder what cuteness is. Babies, Kumamon and Kitty-chan, are all cute, but I’m not! Why? It’s a question I’ve always wondered. I did some research and read some articles, and now I know why I’m not cute – my head is not big enough, I’m too skinny, and my eyes are not in the right place. It’s a scientific fact! In my case, it’s a design flaw! I’m good-looking, but I’ll never be cute. Ha, ha, ha! Next time, we’ll discuss cuteness, but not mine, because I’m not cute.


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