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WotD: Beer belly
Beer is every man’s best friend.
It’s the sweet nectar of life which never gives you the cold shoulder.
Beer never yells at you because you are late.
She will always be there to embrace and comfort you after a hard day’s work, no matter how bad you smell.
Beer is the one constant in a man’s life.
The only problem is that it never really leaves you.
You see, beer loves a man as much as a man loves beer.
Beer gives a man a beer belly.
The more beer a man drinks, the bigger his middle-age spread becomes.
Men, you see, need to carry their beer around with them.
Just as a man carries his wife around in his heart, he brings his beer around in his belly.
If you see a man’s beer belly, you also see every beer he has ever had.
It’s a sign of commitment!
Just in case anyone is wondering, this is NOT my beer belly.
Mine is still a work in progress.
Flesch-Kincaid Readability Test
This post is very simple and easy to read, likely to be understood by an average 5th-grader (age 10).
On the Flesch-Kincaid reading-ease test, this post scores 92.
The easier a passage is to read, the higher the score on a scale of 0 – 100.